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cumber-bitches:

NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE

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sassy-alpha-stiles-stilinski:

M y “HOLYSHIT-I-HAVE-500-FOLLOWERS-WHAT!?” G i v e a w a y;

So this is my first time ever doing a give away, ever. And ‘cause I suck at making icons and manips and such. So I’ve decided to put my better talents to some good use, I.E., writing, plotting, and letting my imagination run wild like a wild stallion in a green grassland. I’m weird, ignore me..
So there will 3 winners in the giveaway and here’s what they get»»

1st place winner gets:

~ one muse face claims each for a gender-bent, old and young version of your muse.
~ one dirty imagine with a boy/girl of your choice. {500 words}
~ one fluffy imagine with a boy/girl of your choice. {500 words}
~ 1 one shot between two characters of your choice. {1000 words}
~ graphic promos thrice a week for a month.
~the honour of being the ‘blog of the month’ in my description.
~a high priority rp thread of your choice with my muse {if you want}

~ one online and offline gif of a face claim of your choice.

2nd place winner gets:

~ one muse face claims each for a gender-bent, old and young version of your muse.
~ one fluffy/dirty imagine with a boy/girl of your choice. {500 words}
~ 1 one shot between two characters of your choice. {1000 words}
~ graphic promos twice a week for a month.
~a high priority rp thread of your choice with my muse {if you want}

~ one online and offline gif of a face claim of your choice.

3rd place winner gets:

~ one muse face claims each for a gender-bent, old and young version of your muse.
~ one fluffy/dirty imagine with a boy/girl of your choice. {500 words}
~ graphic promos once a week for a month.
~a high priority rp thread of your choice with my muse {if you want}

~ one online and offline gif of a face claim of your choice.

R U L E S;

~ You have definitely follow me.
~ only ONE reblog per blog, likes DON’T count.
~ Only RP blogs can participate.
~ WOO me in the tags {{optional but highly appreciated XP}}
~ the giveaway will end on 31st of July.
~ don’t unfollow me if you don’t win, that’s just rude!

~ all fandoms are welcome to participate..

{So badger me in the ask box for any questions you might have.}

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I’ll be on in a few hours. Early, EARRRRRRLY doctor’s appointment. God, I’m going to die.

4 days ago

donnysoldier:

me when i listen to little white lies

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I SAW AN ICON AND ACCIDENTALLY THOUGHT UP A SERIAL KILLER VERSE FOR ONE OF MY MUSES AND I’M TERRIFIED.

4 days ago
AU’s - Movie Edition ☃

elevensdemon:

Send me a ☃ and I’ll generate a number, or just send me the number you want!  Feel free to add on! (And variations of these are cool, too.)

  1. Deliverance - What appears to be a nice camping trip with friends turns into a fight for survival.  Don’t forget your guitar!
  2. The Lost Boys - Hip and with it vampires rule the boardwalk — are you a hunter or their prey?
  3. Finding Nemo - Our characters are looking for … something.  It would be nice if they could remember what.
  4. Avatar - One of our characters belongs to the native people, the other to the invaders.  Can they bring an end to the war, or will the planet be destroyed?
  5. The Lion King - Our characters are savannah animals, living in the warm African climate.
  6. Oliver and Company - Our characters are domestic animals living on the streets of New York.  That is, until one is adopted into the lap of luxury and leaves the other behind :(
  7. Ice Age - Our characters come across a mysterious infant and must return them to their parents.
  8. Animal House - We’re not the worst frat house, we’re the most unique!
  9. Pirates of the Caribbean - Ahoy, mateys!  Our characters are swashbucklers, masters of the seven seas!
  10. Indiana Jones - Our characters are archaeologists, either teammates or rivals, searching for treasure!
  11. The Shining - An isolated break from society will do our characters good, right?  Well, until one of them loses their mind.  All work and no play …
  12. A Bug’s Life - Our characters are tiny bug-people, living in grassy forests and watching out for larger species—it’s a bug eat bug world out there, after all!
  13. The Arisocats - Our characters are spoiled kitties, suddenly thrown out into real life.
  14. Castaway - After our characters go down in a plane crash, they wash up on an uninhabited island.  Can they work together to survive and perhaps get home?
  15. Robin Hood - Our characters rob from the rich and give to the poor!  Or is one of them the King of Thieves and the other the Sheriff of Nottingham?
  16. Planes, Trains, and Automobiles - Our characters are having a hard time getting home in time for Christmas!
  17. Pete’s Dragon - One of our characters is a perfectly normal person; the other tends to hide from the general public.
  18. The Truman Show - Life is a television show.  One of our characters knows it; the other doesn’t.
  19. Nightmare on Elm Street - It’s only in your dreams, right?
  20. Ruthless People - Our characters abduct another person and hold them for ransom - but what happens when the other party isn’t interesting in paying?
  21. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea - Our characters are in a submarine searching for adventure!
  22. Night At The Museum - The exhibits are alive, and not all that thrilled to see our characters hanging around after hours.
  23. Napoleon Dynamite - One of our characters is running for class president, and the other knows how to make it happen!
  24. The Cable Guy - One of our characters has a slight obsession with the other — just a small one.  Nothing to worry about, I’m sure.
  25. The Silence of the Lambs - I can’t think of a clever definition for this one but you know what this is about ok thank
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theblackfleur:

 

"That’s all I ask." Delilah replied with a nod. "We both decide how to deal with the villains, so both of us keep in line, not to cross into demented." Smiling at Spencer, Delilah knew this could be the beggining of a good thing. "I’m sure everything will be fine. I got a feeling I can trust you. Don’t make me regret it, okay?" Those final words were softly spoken.
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“Yeah..” Spencer replied. “I mean- of course, I won’t make you regret it.. or at least, I’ll TRY to.. That’s all I really can do.” Spencer had good intentions, and only good intentions- and if Delilah didn’t agree to something.. Spencer could always do it in secret, besides, she was only doing what was best for the world- she wouldn’t let her new partner stop her from doing that. “So.. what kind of ‘next move’ were you talking about? The one you wanted to plan?”

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#theblackfleur

vinebox:

What one friend that be goin too far listening to music

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theblackfleur:

 

"You have my word that I’ll do my best to avoid letting get that far." Delilah replied with a reassuring smile. "I’d hate to have to take you out, you know. It’s not like I enjoy taking out people I can eventually get attached to or hang out with." She said with a shrug. "But I’ll do my best. That’s why I think dividing and allowing the other to veto something is a good idea. Keep eachother grounded, you know?"
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“Something tells me that you’re going to have to keep me grounded far more than I am you.” Spencer replied with a small chuckle. “No innocents will be harmed- but the villains have to go down, whether it be imprisonment.. or death. I guess it depends on the case’s severity..”

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#theblackfleur
ANON HOUR STARTS NOW. NOTHING DELETED. EVERYTHING ANSWERED.
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